Penis arson is a crime

Apparently it’s worth four years in prison to flambé a partner’s genitals.

Giving someone HIV, meanwhile, is worth six years (even if you’re a football player).

But leading the gang-rape of a 14-year-old girl in a park (and continuing to rape her until she lost consciousness) is only worth a little more than four years.

Does that seem right?

UPDATE: Dave Barry thinks not.

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