From Mike Boone's column:
News item: The new Paul McCartney album is being sold at Starbucks.
"Have you noticed," asks my favourite Gazette columnist, Don Macpherson, "that the Beatles are dying in exactly the wrong order?"
UPDATE: Andy Riga thinks this is funny. Therefore he also advocates MURDER.
[...] it’s not as outrageous as advocating MURDER, but the slippery slope has to start from somewhere, DOESN’T IT, [...]