Canadian Press has apparently written more than enough about Myanmar and is tackling the kind of story we really care about:
What do blowhards who've never met Britney Spears think about her child custody problem?
Now that I know what an anonymous poster to the ABC News website comments section and ETalk Daily's Elaine Lui think of the situation, I can sleep comfortably tonight.
It is becoming exceedingly rare to come away from watching the news more informed than when one begins. But that won't stop me, dammit, not until my brain turns to jelly!