If you’re like me, you wake up every morning thinking: “I wonder if I’m going to see some sweet bare-chested Fred Ngo or other Fred Ngo-related softcore pornography.”

We got a sneak peek back in July with a water fight, but since then he’s been mostly clothed in public.

Well today Barechested Fred Ngo is back, with a bang, in Galacticast’s new episode. He thrusts.

The episode is a very funny Star Trek parody, filled with homosexuality, incest, bullying, sluttiness, simulated cunnilingus and Julien Smith. All things that other people wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole.

Well… Fred Ngo would touch it with his 10-foot pole. But he’ll touch anything with his 10-foot pole.

See also:

• February 16, 2008 -- In Over Your Head is back
• January 20, 2008 -- Local bloggers on Test the Nation
• December 30, 2007 -- Robert Rabinovitch the slob