There are two men out there that get the hearts of teenage girls (at least, people who were teenage girls in the early 90s) pumping with gusto, mostly because of their resemblance to me:
George Stroumboulopoulos* and John Cusack.
Before now, you might have wondered if the two could somehow be combined to form some sort of überhottie (and then merged into me, but that would create a form of hotness that would start fusing hydrogen atoms into helium and create a star that would quickly consume the Earth, so let’s not ponder that).
But lo and behold, Strombo interviews Cusack.
Ladies (and some gentlemen), prepare yourselves:
*I totally just spelled that without looking.