Debra texts to friend: You would not believe how short Andrew is.
Andrew texts to friend: You would not believe how tall Debra is.
Darn Andrew has more followers than I do.
“If we’d both just raise our heads, we wouldn’t have to keep texting each other.”
“Andrew I thought you said the CBC has a the big $$. How come we get the low budget Mardi Gras costumes. And no float.”
Deb to ‘Drew, “Ok sending you Mitz’s addy at CTV, so we can double the spam.”
“Uh Debra … if I’m here and you’re here … who’s doing the show tonight?”
OK,OK dude now you type something and hit send. OK now I’ll type and send. Ok, OK now you type something and hit send. That is awesome dude. Wait, what were we doing again? Oh yeah hit send. Hahaha. Those brownies were great weren’t they? Do we have more, why am I so thirsty? Oh my phone just vibrated I have a text. It’s from you. Dude now let me type and send you something. Why is everything so awesome today? Now let’s go pants Fagstien.
U wearing ur cbc thong?