Terry : Hey can you use pepper spray on a steak ?
Cop : Maybe, but guess what I’m gonna do with my OJ Simpson black glove in a minute….
Can we hurry it up Mr. DiMonte, I want to run over and talk to Mr Too Tall right behind me.
Great to run into someone else with hair and hat issues.
Terry DiMonte to policeman: Get a real hat!
So, they run out of Coke in Calgary?
My ratings are a crime ……For what i get paid .
“Does this hat make my head look fat”
My hat is bigger than yours.
Police officer to DiMonte: Some guy named “Bird” is looking for you. He’s over there somewhere looking for a radio station float to jump on.
Dimonte to Cop: Come at me, bro.
“Um Mr Dimonte sir, I have to inform you that is not a hat but is a bucket we used to contain vomit from the CBC float. ”
“Arrrrgh you can’t fool me…. that beer in the budket tasted fine to me. Brruurrpp”
Dimonte to cop: Just so you guys know, I’ll be the one going to the Grand Prix with this hat on, so you will know to let me through without a search.
Don’t get me wrong, I like they get-up, I just don’t see a place for you in our Village People tribute band….
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