Oh boy that Jameson is strong!
I’d like to ask the viewers on the news tonight if they think teal is my best colour.
Man I am so…. Buuuuurp! hey, let’s get matching St-Patrick’s tattoos. Little lepers, er leonard cohens, er lepteraursauruses, er, f it, gimme another beer!
Ya.. that’s right… I’m Maya Johnson…. the Maya Johnson.
They MADE ME wear this for the parade, IT’S NOT my color!!! :(
Where did I put that pot o’ gold?
Ooooh, yes, this was last year’s Jamaica Day outfit… (damn, I didn’t think anyone would notice).
BRING ON THE BLOODY GREEN-SCREEN!!!!!! AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sure I might’ve put on a couple of pounds, but they’re all in the right places.
Insured for one million dollars… each.
kiss me baby, I’m Irish.
Maya, love the new hairstyle!! Keep it – looking great!!