“Look buster, no matter what you say, I am not announcing, on TV, that your dog had puppies.”
can you finish talking please so I can talk to this unshorn but clearly delectable morsel beside you? I don’t get many groupies at my age so I’d like to get to know this one.
Why yes, actually I am very interested in having a full and luxurious head of hair. And you brought me a sample? This is quite wonderful!