That's how we justify paying her less. It's not, I repeat not, because she is a woman, that is only for corporations and professional sports events. Here we pay a flat rate per minutes of consciousness per hour. I have all her banter, repartee, and quips prerecorded, so we're good to go.
Robin: SERENITY NOW!
Ted: Get me out of here
"Ted, you ask the questions while I sleep, this guy knows nothing about hockey anyway."
"OH. NO. HE. DIDN'T! DAMMIT- I can't believe Ted slipped another silent-but-deadly fart while we're on the air!"
"I am the cutest one here ! Oh but do these headphones make my head look fat?"
Robyn: He called me a WHAT!!!
Ted: Nice to know you Eric.
Ted: "As soon as this guy shuts up, I can get some more of that fried Mars bar."
Robyn: "Too late."
Ted: What are you saying I look fat? I only gained 15 lbs.
Robin: Ooooh that feels good Shaun. Keep doing whatever you're doing.
Ted: "The lips are flapping, but nothing's coming out, son. Robyn has gone to her happy place and I wish I was back at K103"
Yes, she's actually asleep.
That's how we justify paying her less. It's not, I repeat not, because she is a woman, that is only for corporations and professional sports events. Here we pay a flat rate per minutes of consciousness per hour. I have all her banter, repartee, and quips prerecorded, so we're good to go.
ok, back on air in 3, 2, 1...