“Now where can I find this Richard Belzer guy that everyone says I look like?”
I’m lookin’ over, my own left shoulder, that I overlooked before…..
Where’s me rum? ?
Hmm, let em see why they nick named me Newton
“Hercules’ main sidekick, Newton, the helpful boy centaur who has a habit of repeating himself every time he speaks”
Is that so? Is that so?
“And now I will take a break from the show to stare at the wonderful picture of myself that is on the wall. I apologize for the lengthy dead air while I do so.”
Man I look gooooood!
But I would look even better if…
Smile more? No that’s not it.
Squint less? No that’s not it.
Hmmm, bigger belt buckle? Yes! That’s it!
1974 called. It would like its jacket back, please.
ok get this……the picture is really a window with Barry staring at the guy working at the computer.
= MIND BLOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It takes a lot of concentration to be a cranky Montreal Anglo!
red queen goes on the black king