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We’ll do it live, then we will dance

Bill O’Reilly + archival footage + YouTube + remix creativity = awesome

(The original, in case you haven’t seen it, warning about language on both)

(via Dave Id)

Jon Lajoie: SuperHab

From Jon Lajoie:

Note: Please do not take this literally. Flyers fans are human too. If you see one trying to steal the purse of a helpless old lady, please report the matter to the police immediately and do not — I repeat: do not — beat the person to a bloody pulp.

Little hope for Pat

Patrick Lagacé’s mental deterioration has moved into its next phase: he’s imagining being interviewed by Olympic diver Alexandre Despatie (among others).

You could say he’s really gone off the deep end.

(Really folks, I’m here all week. Try the veal.)

Things to see at YULblog tonight

Tonight is yet another edition of YULblog, the monthly get-together and drink-together (and then poutine-together) of Montreal’s blogging community.

I hope to make it after work, though I’m in the middle of eight consecutive shifts right now (sweet, sweet overtime money, how I will enjoy spending you) and might be semi-conscious.

For those of you who haven’t been to a YULblog before, here’s an idea of some of the sights you might encounter at La Quincaillerie:

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Just ask Huey

You know, when I first heard of Jimmy Kimmel’s response to I’m f**king Matt Damon, I figured it would be your classic sequel: A slightly more refined copy of the original, trying desperately to recapture that spark but coming just short.

I’ve clearly underestimated Mr. Kimmel. Though some of the lyrics are a bit lame, the video is still epic.

My only complaint: Why not put an unbleeped version online, like NBC did when Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg’s Dick in a Box went uber-popular online?

Jon Lajoie

I’ve spent the last hour watching Jon Lajoie videos after being reminded of them by The Domster.

I talked about one of his videos in December, but really they’re all good. I hesitate to recommend any specific ones because that would imply others are less good, but Everyday Normal Guy has a sequel for a reason:

Did I mention he’s a Montrealer? You can see some hints of that in some of his videos.

UPDATE (Feb. 22): More info from Cyberpresse.

Popp and circumstance

The Adventures of Herbie and Jimmy

After his successful fatwa campaign to get Montreal Alouettes General Manager Jim Popp fired from his job as head coach, Gazette football writer Herb Zurkowsky finds out Popp is now refusing to talk to him.

(Sorry guys, I couldn’t resist.)

My third silly graphic tonight. Can you tell I’m procrastinating from real work?

Give me your free content

Nicolas Langelier has a what’s in/what’s out list in La Presse. Included in the “what’s out” part is this:

Les journalistes blogueurs dont les billets consistent essentiellement en des questions du genre: “Et vous, qu’est-ce que vous en pensez?”

What do you think?

Poor Stu

For those who don’t regularly read the sports pages, Gazette sports editor Stu Cowan got his ass kicked by his 78-year-old mom in the annual NFL pool:

Stu Cowan PWNED!

My sympathies to him and to Mitch Melnick, Herb Zurkowsky and Elliott Price whose humiliation serves to remind people how betting on sports (when a spread is factored in) is more about luck than anything else.

Expensive junk

From Cracked.com, a list of 10 “laughably misleading” ads, which I would say is more like “top 10 commercials for laughably unnecessary or overpriced products

A little place to get your revenge for My Lil’ Reminder and its ilk.

Rock et tous les oreilles

RBO

I guess RBO’s Bye-Bye show was a success, considering the sheer number of articles written about the subject, on everything from its ratings (2.4 million people watched it) and the price of its ads to its use of makeup to Hérouxville’s reaction to being made fun of.

Even the Oscars don’t get this kind of coverage.

Maybe they should schedule them during the holidays.

UPDATE (Jan. 17): My God, they’re still talking about it. Three million viewers, plus another million and a half the next day on the repeat. CBC would kill for those numbers.

Relive the 90s with kitsch Québécois commercials

 There’s something about late-80s early-90s television you can’t help but admire. And by “admire” I mean “wonder how we as a society could have produced such crap.” When it comes to Quebec commercials from the time though, you have something extra special that deserves to be preserved.

Fortunately, some people have taken it upon themselves to do just that. There’s even a blog, Publicités poches du Québec, that has tasked itself with that mission, uploading recordings of these ads to YouTube.

Here are some of my favourites:

Robert Rabinovitch the slob

Via The Tea Makers comes this hilarious re-dubbing of an interview with outgoing CBC prez Robert Rabinovitch.

The dub comes courtesy of a group called The Day Job Orchestra, which has been doing similarly well-synchronized dub jobs on a slew of Star Trek videos.

Back when the dollar had negative value…

Saw this one in the paper last week.

Oops

I know the dollar was gaining fast, but that’s pretty impressive.

Big media won’t touch girls, cup

WARNING: Don’t read the following post if you’re eating, you’re under 18 or you’ve ever cringed at anything in your life.

Name a YouTube sensation or Internet meme and there are mainstream media articles about it. TV news, desperate for attention-grabbing video, will run whatever people are watching online and try to explain why it’s so popular. Newspaper lifestyle writers, desperate for some new sociological situation to discuss, look behind the meme to find something about our lives that’s changed in recent years. The rest just want to convince readers, viewers and listeners that they’re hip to the Internet and aren’t being left behind in the mad rush to the Web.

But there’s one Internet meme that mainstream media hasn’t touched yet, and for very good reason: They just can’t show the video on television.

For the few of you who don’t already know what I’m talking about, I’m going to choose my words carefully. Because despite the warning at the beginning of this post, there are people with a sense of decency who read this blog regularly (e.g. my mother, her mother).

The video in question is called “2 girls 1 cup”. It’s a pornographic fetish video created by a Brazillian pornographer, and billed as the most disgusting set of moving images ever produced. Basically it’s two women eating their own feces and vomit out of a cup.

The Internet meme isn’t so much the video itself, which even YouTube won’t allow posted to its website. Rather, it’s the reaction videos, videos of people watching it for the first time and the horrified, disgusted looks on their faces when the tame lesbian porn turns into … gross.

It’s gotten to the point where those reaction videos themselves are being spoofed (see the Kermit version — and again remember the warning above), and others who are trying to leverage the video’s infamy to gain some fame of their own are going so far as to create music referencing it:

But still, mainstream media is silent. A gay magazine here, a college newspaper there. Maybe a spoof article.

Have we finally crossed that line that big media won’t follow? Have they finally drawn a line in the sand and said this is so offensive that they won’t dignify it with even a passing reference?

If so, perhaps that’s a good thing. Perhaps it will cause some people in the news business to rethink their approach to coverage that picks up on Internet memes at the expense of wars, politics, science and all those other boring topics that don’t drive up ratings numbers they can sell to advertisers.

Or perhaps not. Perhaps they’ll just show the reaction videos and hope they can tell the story without showing the original or even mentioning its name.

Anyone want to take any bets on how low the media is going to go on this?

Tonight’s word: … uhh …

This is a joke, right? Colbert’s just going to ad-lib his whole show?

I can understand Leno and Letterman putting on a bare-bones show without monologues in order to save the jobs of non-writing tradespeople who work for them. But Stewart and Colbert are all about the writers. What the heck are they going to do?

Regret the Error roundup

Regret the Error presents a roundup of this year’s funny corrections and cases of plagiarism and fabrication.

No Montreal media appear on either list, though the Toronto Star gets two dishonorable mentions, for prematurely killing off Morley Safer and for bringing the Detroit murder rate up by a factor of 50. The Ottawa Citizen, meanwhile, put a photo of an innocent man on a section front, identifying him as a pedophile.

Violence is funny

I know it’s wrong to make fun of victims of violence, but:

  • We’re just now getting around to compensating store owners after the post-Stanley Cup riots in Montreal. The riots where we won the Stanley Cup. In 1993. Fourteen years ago.
  • Joe Clark was punched in the face for no apparent reason on Sherbrooke street last month, giving him a bloody nose.
  • A Union Station street meat vendor got badly burned after he lost consciousness and his clothes caught fire. The headline for this story on the Edmonton Sun website was, for a brief time, “Toronto hotdog vendor roasted.”

Can’t we laugh, just a little bit? Please?

MAGLOCK CONTROLS ACTIVATED LOLOL!!!!!!!!!111222

There hasn’t been enough Star Trek content on this blog recently, so to make up for it I give you:

LOL Movies: Star Trek Furst Contact

Cherry Chocolate Rain

Good God.

Tay Zonday has gone mainstream:


Cherry Chocolate Rain (via Transmission Marketing)It’s cute, but the fact that the original song “Chocolate Rain” was about how racism still permeates society, having its remix/sequel video done throwing money around, surrounded by gangsta rappers and video skanks and shelling a soft drink… I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be ironic.

Good for Tay Zonday for capitalizing on his immense success. As for Dr. Pepper’s marketing department…

UPDATE: I got an email from a company whose job it is to search the Internet for Tay Zonday blog posts, pointing out another version of the song promoting Comedy Central’s Last Laugh ‘07 tonight, singing about celebrity gossip (is that worse than a soft drink?). No word on when The Comedy Network will air the program in Canada.