The man with the coolest name in the CFL, Uzooma Okeke, will be staying with the Alouettes after all, though not as a player. Instead, he’ll put on a suit (a big suit) and act as “operations assistant and scout.”
Personally, I think he should be the new nanny, breaking up the fistfights the team is getting into. I mean, would you want to make this guy mad?
