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The year in music, as mashed by DJ Earworm

I'm not a music critic. I couldn't dissect a song to tell you what parts of it are good and what parts are bad. That's why you won't see me writing about music a lot.

But this is an exception.

The above is United State of Pop 2011 (World Go Boom) by DJ Earworm. It's a mashup of the 25 most popular songs of 2011, including songs by Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, LMFAO, Rihanna and Adele. It was uploaded to YouTube on Christmas Day.

And it's awesome. But I expected it to be.

To describe it as a "mashup" seems unfair. In reality, this is a song created from little bits of other songs, a masterpiece of musical editing that is as awe-inspiring by its complexity as it is catchy in its melody.

If you haven't heard of this before, you need to listen to the previous years' versions:

Each is just as impressive. And for added awesomeness, each can be downloaded free as an MP3. Just follow the link in the YouTube description to DJ Earworm's website.

CRTC limits musical montages on French radio stations

It's no secret that Canadian radio stations don't like the content requirements imposed on them by the CRTC. For stations that broadcast popular music, 35% of the songs they play must be Canadian (that term being defined by meeting certain criteria). That's why we hear a lot of Nickelback or Kim Mitchell.

For French-language radio stations playing popular music, there's an additional and more serious limit the CRTC imposes: 65% of their songs must be in French (55% during the day, to prevent them from getting around this by playing all their French songs at 3am).

A few years ago, some genius found a way to get around this requirement: montages.

Because the CRTC counts "musical selections" by number, and not by length, a two-minute song and a 20-minute song have the same weight. And because the CRTC specifically counts music montages as one selection, you can have large (but not complete) parts of 20 songs in there and have it counted as one selection for the purpose of French-language minimums.

ADISQ, Quebec's musical industry group, objected to the abuse of this by radio stations, and complained to the CRTC, which held hearings into the issue, specifically focusing on CKOI-FM Montreal, owned by Cogeco, CKTF-FM (NRJ) Gatineau, owned by Astral, and CFTX-FM (Capitale Rock) Gatineau, owned by RNC Media.

The statistics are pretty telling. The CKOI and NRJ stations were found to be using montages to a significant part of their broadcast week. CKOI was the worst, using 101 montages in the studied week, representing 17.9% of its total broadcasting time (this works out to an average of about 20 minutes per montage, though one case was found that was 55 minutes long). The NRJ Gatineau case was only slightly less, with 75 montages representing 14.5% of their 126 hours of broadcasting.

The study found these montages were almost all English-language American songs.

Astral and Cogeco argued they were not breaking the rules as they were written, which is true. They also presented public opinion polls showing that francophone audiences want to hear more English music, and in many cases francophones are tuning in to English stations.

There's some irony in all this: 13 years ago, the CRTC set definitions of montages as they are to prevent the reverse from happening: radio stations using short clips from French-language songs in a montage and counting each one individually.

On Thursday, the CRTC addressed this, and imposed limits on the use of music montages. CKOI and CKTF can use montages for only 10% of their broadcast week. (CFTX was already well below this limit, so the CRTC did not impose one.) It also said it would study this matter further, and possibly impose new regulation generally.

The most obvious solution, to me, is to count musical selections based on length, not number. Under such a system, a four-minute song would count for twice as much as a two-minute song, and musical montages would be split up for the purposes of counting French-language or Canadian content requirements.

This is obviously more complicated for the station, but it would eliminate the problem.

The CRTC says it will begin looking into this issue in 2012.

Other coverage:

UPDATE: Cogeco Diffusion has issued a statement saying it will comply with the ruling, and suggesting the whole montage thing was Corus's idea, that it's using less of them, and its other radio stations don't do it. Astral and RNC Media issued a joint statement also saying they would comply with the decision. Both said they would participate in hearings about French-language requirements, undoubtedly in an effort to get the CRTC to lower them.

ADISQ also issued a statement, praising the decision as a victory for francophone artists.

The Ruth Ellen Brosseau love song

Well, you knew it had to happen eventually. Big Orange Crush (on Ruth Ellen Brosseau) is the creation of Snowman in Heat, a Vancouver-based band (about as far from Berthier-Maskinongé as you can get). You can listen to their other songs here.

Francofolies: Missing the point a bit?

Maybe I'm being a bit too sensitive. Maybe I'm nit-picking and missing the big picture here. But it's a bit odd to listen to anglo music during a sound check for Les Francofolies. Surely there's an Isabelle Boulay or Marie-Mai CD they could stick in instead?

UPDATE (July 20): From an actual performance at the FrancoFolies, Seven Nation Army (or "Seven Army Nation," as it's introduced):

White guys rap about Bixi

This song has been making the rounds on local CBC radio in the past day. The song itself has been out for a little over a month, but the video for it is new.

I don't know about their "it's a free ride" line, though, considering the number of dollar signs I see on this page. In an interview Wednesday with CBC radio's Jeanette Kelly, two members of the band - called Da Gryptions - say that's actually a "metaphor" for something. Like, free as in freedom, or like ... uhh ... something like that.

Still, considering the success of the system, it certainly seems worthy of a song or two.

The band tells CBC they're planning other Montreal-themed songs, including one about the Expos.

The Bixi Anthem is available on iTunes, in case you want to listen to it more than once.

Stand By Your Habs

Christopher Pennington, author of this pretty good (and bilingual!) Habs anthem from 2008 (available on iTunes), has teamed up withFelicity Hamer of United Steelworkers of Montreal to produce this parody of Stand By Your Man.

The timing couldn't be better. Today is a critical game.

via Amy Luft.

Je déteste les Flyers

Welcome to the party, Les Justiciers. (They brought us this last year.)

You know, I was rooting for a Bruins win in the last round. Partly because coming back from 3-0 would mean stealing the Canadiens' Cinderella status. Partly because the Canadiens and Bruins have such a rich history. Partly because it was time to take revenge for last year. Partly because I thought our chances were better against them.

But I'm learning to appreciate the value of a Canadiens-Flyers series. We can take revenge for 2008. The matchup has already been billed as Cinderella vs. Cinderella, and made history as the first 7th vs. 8th matchup since the conference system was setup.

And, because the Flyers fans can be just as much assholes as Canadiens fans, it feels good to hate them.

By the end of this series, the streets of Philadelphia will be orange ... with blood ...

Blood mixed with urine, I guess.

Olympic theme songs to build your national pride

If you were watching the U.S. broadcast of the Super Bowl on Sunday, you missed a few dozen CTV commercials reminding you that the Olympics are coming. Among them, this video featuring Montrealer Nikki Yanofsky singing the English version of CTV's Olympic theme song, I Believe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v0o27BPIIk

Of course, this being Canada, there's also a French version, sung by Annie Villeneuve, called J'imagine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G8RYAQXVCM

How does this compare to previous Olympic songs?

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Remix in review

The end of the year - and particularly the week between Christmas and New Year's - is a time for lazy journalism, usually in the form of lists of "the best of" the year that's passed. The lists are almost always subjective, incomplete, and - when it comes down to it - pointless. They don't add anything new to the conversation. Maybe such a list might expose you to something you haven't seen before, but usually "top" means "most popular", so the likelihood of you not having seen it is low.

This video comes from DJ Earworm, a remix artist (via Dominic Arpin). I'll link to the YouTube page since the website seems to be suffering under some unexpected viral load. The MP3 is free to download. It's a remix of the top 25 songs of 2009, as judged by Billboard. That means you're stuck with two Lady Gaga songs, two Black Eyed Peas songs, two Beyoncé songs and two Taylor Swift songs, along with Katy Perry, The Fray, Kelly Clarkson and Miley Cyrus.

But it's impressive, while giving a bit of exposure to each song in a way that doesn't make me cringe. Kind of like I'll eat mushrooms on a pizza but not by themselves, I'll take Swift or Cyrus when remixed well with non-crap.

This isn't a first, either. DJ Earworm did the same for 2008 and 2007.

Just imagine if all the other years in review were this ... creative.

Running around like a clown on purpose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hme-vVgojAc

It's not just the big cities that have fun in the street. This one was apparently done in Granby last week. The tune is Mika's We Are Golden.

(via @Granby_Bromont)