“Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the comedy stylings of Mister Richard Belzer!”
“Hi, I’m Michael Buble.”
I am so sorry you had to witness the ugliness behind me, could we get security up here please, security?
“Why couldn’t I have eaten all my vegetables growing up, so I could have been a famous athlete, instead of working at an all-sports radio station with these people”.
? Unforgetable, that’s what you are……?
I… am a star
I… come from far
I… don’t know who these guys are
My office has a wet bar
I… Am… A… Starr!!!!!!!!
do you see what I have to put up with… just look
Bang bang cops and robbers…
Bang Robbers and cops…
Bang, Bang, rob that bank, put ’em jail, put ’em jail…
Who is that incredibly handsome devil, back right?
Hey, you think this shit is easy? You come up here and try it!
“As you can see, my colleague Elliott Price puts a whole new spin on ‘black tie optional’…”
I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way.
“This mic works? Woah! If only we had one of these in studio!”
And we have a winner!