Holy sh** this candy is sour!
“Just ate my usual 5 lemons after I wake up, to make sure I can get through the show without falling back to sleep.”
“Wonder if this golf ball in my mouth will help me get through sentences without butchering them. Hmm, wait, I just realized I can’t giggle or shout names incessantly either.”
“I want to be Aaron Rand”
That wasn’t my knee!!!!!
All I talk about is the West Island and now my mouth is stuck in this “wuh” position.
did mr. rand just let a big wet one loose? oh no, it was only anthony dibiaso in master control…..
Astral Media has been parading this face on the back of salt-stained Montreal buses for far too long! Save me BCE!!
Apparently models remove rear teeth to get this sexy sunken cheek look, but all I need is to think about Pauline Marois naked.
I can suck
Wow, there’s a lot more zeros on my total pay contract this year! Oh, I am now getting paid in Yen? And I get a fresh juicy lemon every day? Man I remember back when we got free… oops, better not talk about that, Steve Faguy is in the office. Oh, hi steve. nice to see you. Want some lemon? Really good for the vocal cords.
“I need a doctor… Get me the phone number of that private medical clinic I do ads for. I hope I can get a freebie !! “
Alan Sues LIVES! [Ed: Fixed spelling]
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