“I am now going to tell you tomorrow’s news aided by my hand, which is able to see into the future. This way I won’t be needed tomorrow and can take the day off!”
Wtf is Mark Kelley doing in my chair?
it’s in the air. I can almost taste it. “This is my mix”………mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
anyone got a spoon?
Seriously, I am a goof? I didn’t know. Thanks for letting me in on that.
In case anyone asks, I am much better senator material than that Puffy fellow ever was or will be.
Is anyone asking?
Anyone? Hello? Is there anyone listening?
Am I just talking to my hand? Ah, my hand, you will be my friend won’t you? Hey, there’s something written here. “Call Steve.” I wonder what that means. I better talk to my producer.
To be or not to be, that is the question.
How many times do I have to tell you people? I’m NOT Captain Stubing!
OMG I farted and it smells awful like Don Cherry!