On my right we have dozen former employees from CTV and half that many from CBC. On my left the entire cast of Global Breakfast who sent us CVs. Sorry, we ain’t taking you.
“As you can see, the show is called Breakfast Television but I do NOT serve breakfast!”
In spite of her every effort, Joanne’s Wu-Tang Clan cover project “Bring the Vrakas” never had the intended gravitas.
“I want all the viewers to give me an air five , real smooth. Up high, down low, too slow”
(reading words written on the palm of her hand)
You do not get a car.
And you do not get a car.
And YOU DO NOT GET A CAR!
And you over there, bring me two eggs, toast and some o.j.
Well that takes care of the 4 people in the live studio audience, or as we call them, the producer, cameraman, and my mom and dad.
Hey, can YOU do better?
I hold in my hand the entire audience not controlled by TVA, BELL, or Cogeco in the Montreal marketplace. It’s so cute, so small!
“I am NOT the star of Homeland!”