So Paul Wells was like “stupid Gazoo can’t read polls and they have cooties.”

And then Andy Riga was like “oh no you didn’t, biatch! I’ll let the readers decide whose mama has the bigger army boots!”

And then Paul was like “Meh. Dude done bad-mouth to my blog post, but I ain’t gonna respond. I’ll just link to it at the end so my readers know he be stupid.”

Gripping drama here, folks.