For the benefit of those who don’t get the Gazette’s sports final edition, Charlton Heston died Saturday. His obituary came in really late, so some of you in the suburbs will have to settle for obits of less important people instead.
You can read the obit we used from the L.A. Times.
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Not to sound uncaring or anything, but does this mean we can take his guns now? Or do we have to wait for him to cool down first?
(crickets)
…What? Too soon? =)
Take the guns, take them away.
I thought of writing this too, but everyone else on the internet has done so already. Even the Bizarro Comic panel, months in advance. Mind you, I understand he did support Martin Luther King, and only did the gun thing after he got a little older and more crochety, and they dragged him into it. But he always did like Reagan and Republicans.