As most of you know, I’m blessed with an incredibly thick skin, but also a sense of vanity so vast it’s a wonder I ever pull myself away from a mirror.

So I always have a smile on my face when someone talks about me without my having asked them to.

A case in point in a local media discussion forum:

Fagstein =
Just another
Asper blog

Poetic, isn’t it? I’ve never met any of the Aspers, but you’re damn right I swear unfailing allegiance to them. That’s why I’ve never criticized any Canwest media. And I never will. Because they’re so perfect.