New Democratic Party Leader Jagmeet Singh says he is in no way related to and has never met Khan Noonien Singh, a genetically engineered augments who attempted to dominate the planet in the 1990s, sparking the Third World War.

“I don’t know where that rumour started, but it’s total B.S.,” Singh said Tuesday while casually bench-pressing a school bus during a campaign stop in suburban Toronto. “The NDP doesn’t stand for war, and while we opposed the forced exile of these people on the Botany Bay as a cruel and unusual punishment, we find the concept of eugenics abhorrent.”