The People’s Party of Canada says it has an innovative way of improving one of Canada’s worst economic indicators.

GDP growth per capita, which has been stagnant in the past 10 years in part because of a large amount of immigrants, would improve not just through the economy-boosting policies that the PPC would implement upon taking office, but also by reducing the capita, particularly of poor people not doing their part.

“GDP per capita is a key benchmark of our success, and eliminating poor people would not only bring our average way up, it would solve the housing crisis too,” said PPC population affairs analyst Craig Thanos.

How the executions would happen hasn’t been decided yet, but Thanos said one of the most effective instant people-killing means available to the government is the COVID vaccine. “With enough jabs of the leftover doses in our warehouses we’ll certainly be able to humanely eliminate enough freeloaders to make a difference,” he explained.