Yesterday was February 12, the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin, the 200th birthday of Abraham Lincoln, the -1th birthday of the 2010 Olympics, and the second birthday of this blog (the day I turned in my soul and embraced arrogance and sarcasm).

Today is February 13, Friday the 13th, 1234567890 Day, and my birthday.

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, the 150th birthday of the state of Oregon, and the 20th anniversary of the Salman Rushdie fatwa.

So much to celebrate. Go ahead, have some cake.