For the benefit of those who don’t get the Gazette’s sports final edition, Charlton Heston died Saturday. His obituary came in really late, so some of you in the suburbs will have to settle for obits of less important people instead.

You can read the obit we used from the L.A. Times.

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Not to sound uncaring or anything, but does this mean we can take his guns now? Or do we have to wait for him to cool down first?