Let me show you what happens if you don’t laugh at my inane, juvenile, and badly delivered jokes. This is called the “Shawinigan Handshake.”
I think this handshake was made famous by Jean Chretien.
Correct, the one and only!
“If you behave yourself and don’t cause any trouble, I will get you one of these nifty CJAD jackets.”
Look, yes I’ll give you back your ladder, but it looks like Tony Marinaro is going to spin Amanda Stein around over his head again and I don’t want to miss it again, it’s legendary!
Do you know who I am?!
I’m on top of Bells corporate ladder…wait…is that the grim reaper?