Steps to journalistic success

1. Find a store owner with a temper and unhappy customers.
2. Go to his store with camera in tow.
3. Keep the camera rolling as reporter and subject get into a sissy fistfight.
4. Watch as he barricades himself inside his store and the cops haul him away for assault.
5. Sell the footage to CNN.
6. Profit.

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