Monthly Archives: March 2007

Concordia politics aren’t what they used to be

I just came back from Concordia’s Hall Building, the historical epicentre of student politics.

Or at least it was.

What used to be, only seconds after midnight two weeks before the election, a building covered from floor to ceiling in posters of all kinds in some sort of fire safety inspector’s nightmare, is now a shadow of its former self.

At the bottom of the escalator from the second to fourth floor stood a couple of campaigners in orange t-shirts handing out flyers supporting their team. I expected once I reached the top to find another campaign worker with a recycling bin to collect discarded flyers (this illusion of green-ness was first thought of five years ago and has been stolen ever since), but there was no one to be found.

As I got to the fifth floor, and paused to read some of the posters, a woman behind me said she was “insulted” that nobody warned her of an election. It was supposed to be a joke, and I took it as such. Perhaps less so later when I found her chatting with those same campaign workers on the 2nd floor.

For those of you bored enough to care, there appear to be three executive slates in this election: Go, Unity and Impact. No, those aren’t gay bars, that’s what they’re naming themselves. Less than 24 hours after the campaign began, some people are already blogging about it.

The referendum questions, usually the more interesting part of the elections, are the usual fare: a question or seven asking people’s opinions and having no real impact on anything, a question from The Concordian asking for more funding (so it can get a budget similar to The Link’s), and QPIRG trying to suck money out of students by mentioning the People’s Potato and Frigo Vert (without saying that those groups already get separate levies from students). The questions are awfully worded (I’ll try to get a quote once someone puts a question online), but rarely in CSU history has the chief election officer actually made use of his or her power to reject questions which so obviously are meant to prejudice the outcome of the vote.

On the way home I spoke with one of Concordia’s shuttle bus drivers. He let on a student with a cup of coffee despite a boss that’s really picky about the rules. I noted that the STM bus drivers don’t care about food but do care about fares, while the Concordia drivers care about food but don’t care about people showing their IDs before they get on.

Strange.

YouTube, the neverending pit of content

I stopped by YouTube today and did my usual search for things Montreal-related:

  • Concordia’s TV journalism students have this week’s Concordia Reports focusing on the Quebec election, talking to some angryphones in the West Island including Ste. Anne mayor Bill Tierney and political columnist (i.e. failed politician) Ricky Blue. I’m actually pretty impressed with what has been coming out of Concordia’s budding journalists lately in terms of quality. I’m not sure if it’s because they’re getting better, because real TV journalism requires so little real effort, or because even half-assed videography is light-years beyond most of what YouTube has right now.
  • Two Marianopolis kids started a Rock-Paper-Scissors league.
  • Even street kids are videoblogging.

I’m so hyper-local I’m navel-gazing

The L.A. Times is sounding the alarm about newspapers going “hyper-local” at the expense of having their own take on the news everyone else is reporting on.

I have to agree with Sebastien though, hyper-local sounds good to me. I can get national and international news from the wire services, CNN, Google News and others. I can get the British perspective, the American perspective, views from the left and right. But local news comes from far fewer sources, and they can’t rely on wire services to write their news for them (well, unless they’re Metro or 24 Heures).

Sure, it’s annoying to see the same AP story in every newspaper. But having dozens of journalists writing the same story in different words just so each paper can have its own perspective seems kind of silly too. Better to have everyone writing about something different.

It’s the sun, stupid

This post from ChuckerCanuck is funny.

Point taken about how the media refers to “top scientists” too liberally. And an interesting point about the planets getting warmer and how there may be other forces at work in changing the climate.

Of course, the inevitable conclusion is obvious: forget reducing our greenhouse gas emissions — we simply have to turn the sun’s thermostat down.

Anyone have experience slowing down the nuclear fusion of 1.9 octillion tonnes of superhot radioactive gas … in space?

Bad timing? Does it matter?

Adrian muses about the scheduling of tomorrow’s debate between Charest, Boisclair and Dumont, coinciding with a Canadiens game and American Idol.

But is that really a problem? The debate is in French, so anglophones aren’t likely to tune in anyway. As for the Habs, who are desperately playing musical chairs with a half dozen other teams for two remaining playoff spots, are their fans likely to watch a political debate? Or are political junkies going to be seduced by hockey?

The only person I know who’s going to be flicking back and forth between hockey and the debate is me.

Besides, the debate starts a half hour after the hockey game does. That’s plenty of time for the Habs to flush the rest of their season down the crapper.

Look who’s plagiarizing from me now

Looks like I’m not the only one who thinks corporate boards are incestuous.

Peggy Curran in today’s Gazette (no link, someone was sleeping at CanWest Interactive and forgot to upload the story):

It is a truth universal (sic) acknowledged – at least by those of us who will never make the cut – that corporate boards are incestuous affairs, peopled by well-tailored movers and shakers who go to the same functions, shop at the same fromagerie and get their best gossip in the VIP lounge at the airport.

Heather Munroe-Blum’s Alcan appointment isn’t the first time a university president from this town has had questionable appointments to other boards. Concordia’s ex-rector Frederick Lowy was on the boards of Dundee Bancorp (a “wealth management” company) and Neurochem (a pharmaceutical company). In exchange Dundee’s chairman Ned Goodman had an MBA program named after him and an honorary degree. Neurochem’s Francesco Bellini single-handedly created Concordia’s genomics research facility (Conflict of interest? Nah.) and also got an honorary doctorate.

Oh the tangled web they weave…

It’s Rodney King all over again (only not)

Apparently with all the election news going on this month, the media entirely missed massive police brutality during an international women’s day protest in Montreal:

… the event was marred by police brutality in which three young women were assaulted, injured and traumatized.

Apparently, in one case, a protester who refused police orders to walk on the sidewalk was pushed (pushed!), causing her to bleed profusely.

Jaggi Singh (oh Jaggi…) was arrested for violating his bail conditions (having an opinion) and is now out on bail.

For those of us who need help with stripper-dating

We have “Dating tips for Montreal strippers“:

5-This is the big one! Listen to anything and everything she says. Make her feel she’s smart. I knew one that graduated med school and continued dancing because of the money, so you should not underestimate how smart some of these girls are.

This is just the kind of quality editorial material I expect from a website like swampfoxz.com. The sheer brilliance of the hard-hitting journalism clearly overshadows the minor grammatical problem with the title, namely that these are tips for dating strippers, not dating tips for strippers (who, presumably, have no problems dating because they’re so hot and all).

But remember kids, these are Montreal strippers. None of these tips will be helpful for dating strippers from Toronto or Vancouver.

The full story? Nobody needs that

In another case of blatant editorial masturbation, The West Island Chronicle ejaculates the news that Peter McCabe (not this one, this one) has been nominated for a National Newspaper Award for this photo, which appeared in newspapers around the world the day after the Dawson shooting.

What the Chronicle piece doesn’t mention is why McCabe doesn’t work for them anymore. According to McCabe, the paper (or its owner Transcontinental) decided last year to go from using him as a staff photographer to abusing him as a freelancer and getting him to work for pennies. McCabe said no, and now he’s getting recognition worldwide for a photo his former paper would have paid about $20 for.

Kudos, Peter.

The numbers are in

The deadline has passed for candidates to apply for the March 26 Quebec election, and the DGE has a profile of the candidates (French only). Some numbers: