This isn't what it looks like
Hey Izzy,
congrats on that whole ADISQ thing. Listen, do you have … umm, a date to that thing? Because I’m totally available.
Just throwing that out there.
Your friend,
Steve
P.S. I’m actually free for a date with you any time. So, you know, just let me know.
Steve,
You probably forgot that she is 6-month pregnant!
… I like kids.
So does her boyfriend…