Now I know how to commit suicide

The Gazette today has a very long feature article (inexplicably split into three parts online which, of course, don’t link to each other – Part 1, Part 2, Part 3) about the life of Dawson College shooter Kimveer Gill, and seeks (and fails) to answer the question of why he did what he did. The piece is some feat for reporter Sue Montgomery, since Gill’s family has been long reluctant to speak to the media.

Meanwhile, Peggy Curran speaks to the family of Anastasia De Sousa, who was Gill’s lone fatality on Sept. 13, 2006. They too have been hiding from the media spotlight, and the article speaks of the stresses of ravenous reporters stopping at nothing to get a scoop.

Both articles are well-written and insightful, but a nagging feeling persists: De Sousa’s article is a page long, while Gill’s spans three pages. Had Gill simply shot himself or committed suicide some other way, he likely would have had no coverage whatsoever, due to newspapers’ policies of not giving publicity to suicides.

But because Gill went out in a blaze of gunfire, his suicide prompts an in-depth look at his life larger than most major politicians would receive. The uncomfortable message here is clear: If you’re going to off yourself, make sure to take a few people with you. Then nobody will forget you.

Hopefully no one will take that message to heart.

He’s all yours, Ed

The Gazette is reporting today that Dr. Ed Enos, former athletics director for Concordia University, died this week.

What the glowing obituary doesn’t mention is a scandal (PDF: Pages 2-3) which painted a rather large stain on Enos and the department after Link reporters (and Kurt Cobain conspiracy therologists) Ian Halperin and Max Wallace discovered that the athletics department was using its budget to pay athletes. The case escalated to the point of an alleged fistfight between Halperin and Enos’s son, which witnesses said Enos Sr. encouraged.

CTV is on the ball

CTV must be having trouble filling their hour of news. Tonight they have a “report” from Paul Karwatsky about how, I kid you not, buses are crowded at rush-hour.

To fill a few minutes get the big story, he interviewed Marvin Rotrand outside the Snowdon metro station (I’d like to see Rotrand for once interviewed somewhere other than outside the Snowdon metro), and then took him for a ride on the 51 (“arguably one of their busiest lines” — Sorry, Paul, it’s not even in the top five). The conclusion? They need more money for more buses.

Really, is there no news happening right now?

Media too much for Habs?

Apparently the media firestorm that pounds at our beloved Canadiens day after day has brought out the veterans (Yvan Cournoyer, Henri Richard) who say they need to calm down.

But really, are there that many media outlets covering the Canadiens’ every move? Let’s see:

  1. The Gazette
  2. La Presse
  3. Journal de Montréal
  4. Le Devoir
  5. The Globe and Mail
  6. RDS
  7. CBC/NewsWorld/CBC Radio
  8. TVA/LCN
  9. TQS
  10. Canadian Press
  11. CTV Montreal/CTV NewsNet
  12. TSN
  13. Rogers SportsNet
  14. The Team 990
  15. CJAD Radio
  16. 940 News

Some of the above don’t cover every game, and others probably rely on wire services a lot, but it’s still a lot of coverage. The Gazette, for example, will have the following on a Habs home game:

  1. Red Fisher doing a game story
  2. Pat Hickey doing an analysis
  3. Jack Todd doing commentary
  4. Dave Stubbs blogging or writing features
  5. Mike Boone live-blogging
  6. Kevin Mio writing about coverage of the game
  7. A photographer shooting photos

That’s a lot of people doing a lot of work just for one news outlet, and this crew is small compared to the number of people required for adequate television coverage.

So maybe they’re on to something. The question is: what do we do about it?

It ain’t easy being unbelievably rich

Need a personal assistant? BMO has a fantastic idea: deal with the company who understands what you are: your bank. This story (rewritten from this press release) talks of new “concierge services” offered to the filthy rich, such as doing laundry and groceries.

What happened to the good ol’ days of Mexican domestic workers?

In other business “news”, Domtar Inc. has changed its name to Domtar Corporation. The CBC is among many to rewrite their press release.

You don’t remember Jack

via Stony Curtis (in turn via Metafilter): You Don’t Know Jack, the hilarious smart-assed trivia computer game, is now playable online.

There’s only one seven-question game up so far. The other challenges are Dis or Dat, where you are given a name and have to guess between two categories. The ones they have there are refreshingly amusing, like: Crayola crayon colour or porn movie? Open-source software or part of a woman’s reproductive organs? Software or member of the Justice League of America (or both)? Basketball team or dish made with animal testicles? Surprisingly, some of these are very difficult to figure out.

I’ve always been a big fan of YDKJ for two reasons: it’s well-written, entertaining and very funny. It’s also well coded, with smooth graphics, seamless gameplay and hundreds of questions recorded in audio form that still fit on a CD. I still think that’s very impressive.

Hats off to you, Cookie.

If a babe does air guitar and there’s no sound…

It’s voting time for the Vlog Deathmatch air guitaress challenge, a hilarious competition between some female video-bloggers, including Montreal’s Casey McKinnon of Galacticast (her entry). According to the official rules, the contestants have to perform 30-60 seconds of silent air guitar with no edits or cuts. That makes for some strange-looking videos, reminding us that air guitar without music just looks weird.

Speaking of Galacticast, who can now count Kevin Smith as a fan, there’s video online of them being interviewed on Global’s This Morning Live by resident interviewerbabe Gelareh Darabi. I still think my interview with them was better.

Meanwhile, their latest episode is a funny mashup of Super Mario Bros. and the Sopranos. Watch it.