Misread this as “Captain Mitch Melnick” so my caption has to be:
Mitch Melnick? By me, he’s a captain. By you, he’s a captain. But to a captain, he’s no captain.
That three bean salad is going right through me.
“I have the greatest news in the history of Montreal, we are getting another major league baseball team!”
“I definitely have a voice for radio…
and a face for print.”
“Blue Steel”? More like “Rusted Tin”
Yeah, that ding-a-ling sound is the BELL in my a**.
That wins the prize as best in show. Well done Dilbert!
What do you mean I am now going to have to work with Trudie Mason?
What? Ted Bird’s coming to work here? What the F***? We’re not letting him do that lame Don Scarey crap, are we?
Help! My smile is stick again. Ouch! Please somebody help! Bobby, do me a favor please? Aw geez it hurts. Somebody!!!
That’s right TSN1050, I’m Mitch Melnick and that’s Bob Dylan playing!
Well it’s six o’clock and I’m going take off and leave early and see a band that was relevent 30 years ago. What?!? I can’t can’t get away with that in Toronto!?! I have to stay to the end of my show?!?