Tag Archives: Star-Trek

But I want interstellar diplomacy to be debated in endless detail

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As ‘Fun, Watchable’

You know, as funny as this is, it’s also kind of why I’m not crazy about this Star Trek movie. If I wanted to watch Armageddon, I’d … well, that wouldn’t happen.

I’m just not crazy about some hot shot coming into a universe and rewriting its history for a couple of hours of entertainment.

Kind of like in 24, where by Hour 18 they just assume you’ve forgotten everything that happened at the beginning of the day and why the actions of Good-Guy-Suddenly-Gone-Bad make absolutely no sense.

Still, I’m willing to look past that in 24, let’s hope I can do the same for Star Trek.

New Galacticast is thrusterific

Fred NgoOhOhOh!

If you’re like me, you wake up every morning thinking: “I wonder if I’m going to see some sweet bare-chested Fred Ngo or other Fred Ngo-related softcore pornography.”

We got a sneak peek back in July with a water fight, but since then he’s been mostly clothed in public.

Well today Barechested Fred Ngo is back, with a bang, in Galacticast’s new episode. He thrusts.

The episode is a very funny Star Trek parody, filled with homosexuality, incest, bullying, sluttiness, simulated cunnilingus and Julien Smith. All things that other people wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole.

Well… Fred Ngo would touch it with his 10-foot pole. But he’ll touch anything with his 10-foot pole.