Some might decry this as a lack of class, but really Canadiens fans deserved this after Boston beat us in overtime yesterday: Bruins fans heckling Habs fans in the bathroom at [Corporate name here] Garden in Boston, singing “you’re gay, you’re gay, you’re gay, you’re-gay-you’re-gay-you’re-gay”
Category Archives: Canadiens
Olé
On behalf of the city, we’d like to apologize to anyone who tried to sleep after 10pm last night. (And, very possibly, anyone trying to sleep after 10pm tonight or 10pm Tuesday night.)
Not that they weren’t toying a bit with our heartstrings to begin with.
Actually, on second thought, no we’re not sorry. If you were trying to sleep during a playoff game, there’s clearly something wrong with you.
Oh Guy!
La Presse has started a blog where female journalists talk about the Canadiens.
And they have their first scoop: Guy Carbonneau is hot.
Well then.
Mix 96’s solid news judgment
Top sports story on Mix 96’s website tonight: “Sharapova beats Garrigues to advance at Bausch & Lomb Championships”
It’s not like anything more important happened or anything.
(I realize nobody’s going to go to Mix 96’s website as their source for news, which just makes me ask why they bother subscribing to Associated Press in the first place)
UPDATE: For good measure, the Team 990’s website’s current top sports story: “Jets agree to long-term deal with Rhodes” (and I can’t find out more details because their website is misconfigured)
Habs fever
Everyone’s caught up with Canadiens spirit. Here, four cars back to back have Canadiens flags. They were quickly joined by a fifth, a couple of guys rushing to a nearby apartment with a case of beer.
Even STM drivers are getting in on the action, including this poor soul who had to work during the first playoff game between the Canadiens and Boston Bruins tonight. Let’s hope his show of support isn’t denounced by his employer as being “vandalism.”
Canadiens No. 1
NHL Eastern Conference Standings (FINAL)
- Montreal Canadiens (104)
- Pittsburgh Penguins (102)
- Washington Capitals (94)
- New Jersey Devils (99)
- New York Rangers (97)
- Philadelphia Flyers (95)
- Ottawa Senators (94)
- Boston Bruins (94)
First in the Eastern Conference. First in goals in the NHL. And our first-round opponent will be the Boston Bruins, who we’ve beaten 10 times in a row.
Awesome.
Why don’t the Habs stink?
Maclean’s is going for the big popularity grab with a front-page story on why the Toronto Maple Leafs are such a piss-poor hockey team. It focuses mainly on the fact that the organization makes lots of money whether the team wins or not, and there’s not as much pressure to succeed. It blames apparently systemic internal management problems, as well as the complacency of the Leafs audience, which pays the largest ticket prices in the NHL year after disappointing year.
To me, this brings up a simple question: Why don’t the Montreal Canadiens have the same problem? The Bell Centre hasn’t had an unpaid-for regular-season seat in years, including all 82 games last year — a year we finished one point below the Leafs and out of the playoffs. It’s not like the Habs aren’t also scamming fans out of money by focusing on the past instead of the present.
One clue is briefly touched on in the article, so passing a mention that it’s enclosed in parentheses: The media.
For all the references to the city’s rabid media corps, the team is, in fact, treated with kid gloves and feted at any sign of improvement.
This would seem to contrast with the Montreal media’s treatment of the Canadiens. Anything short of the Stanley Cup is unacceptable (though no serious journalist put the team anywhere near the top of the standings they’re sitting in now — most didn’t even have them making the playoffs). We’ll berate you if you don’t speak our language, and we’ll even bug you while you’re recovering in a hospital bed. Oh, and make sure you repeat your answer to our questions 16 different times so everyone gets it. It’s gotten so bad, head coach Guy Carbonneau had to step in this week and ask the media to calm down.
So I ask you, dear readers (and bloggers, including the ones I totally dissed yesterday): What makes the Habs better than the Leafs in the long-term?
- The media are more demanding of the Canadiens than the Leafs
- The fans are more demanding of the Canadiens than the Leafs (even if both teams sell out all their games)
- The Leafs have institutional problems that are not inherent in their being a monopoly
- George Gillett/Bob Gainey are leading with their hearts, not their wallets, and are flying in the face of economic theory because they’re hockey fans
- Nothing. Montreal’s success this season is a fluke caused by a lack on injuries and dumb luck
- Nothing. The Leafs are just having a bad year and will come back to win it all in 2009!
- Luck / quantum theory / God hates the Leafs
- This other super-brilliant theory I just came up with
Something to think about as the Habs totally kick the Leafs’ ass tonight at the Bell Centre. (I’m working in sports tonight, so if you think of an awesome headline to mark the triumphant win, let me know and I’ll arrange to get it rejected by a senior editor.)
Pundits rally behind Roy jersey retirement
With the whole Patrick Roy scandal still fresh in everyone’s mind, a new debate has been sparked by The Gazette’s Red Fisher: Should the Canadiens retire his No. 33 jersey, as they’re expected to do next year?
Roy abdicated his rights to that honour with his capitulation to irrationalism on Dec. 2, 1995, when a stunned Forum crowd saw him allow nine goals on 26 shots in an 11-1 meltdown to the Detroit Red Wings. It was only then that he was taken out of the game by coach Mario Tremblay.
That move sparked lots of reaction in the newspaper punditosphere, as columnists left and right start debating the same topic.
I was going to put together a roundup of their positions, but I quickly realized that almost all of them are in favour of retiring the jersey. (Though some, like Réjean Tremblay — who went on vacation during all this but isn’t standing behind Roy — haven’t yet weighed in)
It’s not that they’re giving knee-jerk reactions to this. Most of them give solid, reasonable arguments, showing they seriously considered their positions first.
The arguments against retiring the jersey (by Fisher and others) are as follows:
- Roy is a hothead off the ice, getting into disgusting brawls, and is not fit to share an honour with Jean Béliveau and other such legends
- Roy turned his back on the Canadiens in 1995, showing he puts himself above the team
- Roy is already in the Hockey Hall of Fame, which honours excellence in hockey, but retiring a jersey is an honour above that, that shouldn’t be given out to someone just because he was a good goaltender
The arguments for:
- Roy is being honoured for his contributions on the ice, not in a bar or as a minor-league coach
- We don’t revoke such honours just because someone got into a couple of drunken fights (and really, was Maurice Richard the epitome of gentlemanliness off the ice?)
- It’s not like Roy killed anyone here
- That whole abandoning-the-Habs thing was all Mario Tremblay’s fault
- It’s already a foregone conclusion — he’s just too big to not have his jersey retired
It’s a tough decision that the Canadiens management will have to make this summer (hopefully while chugging champagne out of the Stanley Cup). But other columnists have already said they think it should happen.
Here’s what they have to say:
Cependant, je pense que le Canadien peut encore retirer le chandail 33 de Casseau sans insulter ni les anciens ni les partisans de l’équipe. Patrick Roy a été le meilleur gardien de but de l’histoire. Il a gagné la Coupe Stanley deux fois à Montréal.
Il n’a pas été parfait. Mais va-t-on me faire accroire que Doug Harvey était parfait ? Et Serge Savard ? Et Guy Lafleur ?
Oui, Roy a manqué de jugement, mais il se donne corps et âme à ses Remparts. S’il passait ses hivers en Floride en jouant au golf et en comptant ses millions, il serait un meilleur citoyen ?
Oui, Patrick Roy a fait plusieurs conneries, ces dernières années. Oui, c’est un type arrogant et désagréable. Mais il n’a tué ni violé personne. Le retrait d’un chandail de joueur de hockey est relié à ses exploits sur la glace. Il n’y a pas de points bonis pour le travail auprès des démunis, des malades et des exploités quand on décide de lui conférer cet honneur. Inversement, on ne devrait pas prendre en compte le fait que le gars est déplaisant dans ses relations avec les autres avant d’accrocher le maillot sur un cintre qui sera accroché au plafond de l’aréna.
Pierre Durocher (Journal de Montréal):
Ça ne change rien. On retire un chandail pour ses exploits sur la patinoire et non son comportement en dehors. Patrick est le meilleur gardien de tous les temps avec Martin Brodeur.
Certains partisans ne se gênent pas pour prétendre qu’ils vont huer Roy lorsque son numéro 33 sera hissé dans les hauteurs du Centre Bell.
Mais, en général, je crois que les amateurs vont se souvenir de sa carrière phénoménale.
Si on retire son chandail tricolore, c’est pour ce qu’il a fait avec le tricolore. Point à la ligne. Et Roy a fait beaucoup.
Patrick Roy a été un gardien qui a permis au Canadien de gagner deux coupes Stanley. Il est, jusqu’à nouvel ordre, le meilleur gardien de l’histoire du hockey. Son leadership, bien qu’exercé de façon pour le moins particulière, mena son équipe vers des objectifs parfois impensables.
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Ce qu’on doit retenir avant tout c’est que l’an prochain selon le scénario envisagé par la haute direction du Canadien, on doit retirer le chandail d’un athlète… et non le chandail d’un entraîneur qui roule sa bosse dans la Ligue de hockey junior majeur du Québec.
There still seem to be a lot of sports fans who expect something more from the players they cheer for. They seem to think that just because someone can dunk a basketball, hit a baseball or stop a hockey puck that they should also be a pillar of society.
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When they hand out the Academy Awards, only acting ability is taken into account – not what Hollywood’s stars do when they’re not being filmed. Why shouldn’t it be the same way with sports?
Coming down on Red’s side? So far, only fellow Gazette columnist Jack Todd:
I think it was Maxim Lapierre who said last week that it’s all about the numbers and that nothing else should matter. Nothing could be farther from the truth. When it comes to this particular honour, it’s about the numbers and everything else.
The numbers say Roy belongs in this company. Everything else says he does not.
Non-pundits, meanwhile, are staying on the fence.
Honnêtement, je ne sais pas ce que je ferais. Est-ce qu’il faut séparer les exploits sur la glace de la vie courante? Faudrait-il attendre avant de retirer son chandail? Ce sont certainement des questions que le comité devra se poser.
The Montreal Canadiens have been here for 100 years and they’ve made a lot of good decisions over the years. I’m sure they’ll sit down and talk about it and make the right decision on this.
41 years and counting
The Leafs are officially eliminated from the Stanley Cup playoffs.
And Best Buy is there to rub salt in the wound:
GO HABS GO!
For those who missed it, the Montreal Canadiens officially clinched a spot in the 2008 NHL playoffs with a 7-5 win over the Ottawa Senators tonight, continuing their dominance at the top of the Eastern Conference.
With five games left (one against Ottawa, two against Toronto and two against Buffalo), there’s no mathematical way for our team to finish out of the playoffs. Barring some unlikely surge by the Senators combined with a five-game losing streak for the Canadiens, we’ll also finish first in the Northeast Division, which will ensure a top-three (and realistically, a top-two) finish in the conference, giving us home ice advantage and an easier opponent (*cough*Boston*cough*) for the first round of the playoffs.
That’s way better than even the most optimistic of pundits had the team finishing in their preseason predictions.
Part of it is because the team has been lucky, with no major injuries. Part of it is stellar performances from young players. Part of it is Alex Kovalev. Part of it is Carey Price. And we all know part of it is the sheer force of my will.
How far will we go? Farther than last year, that’s mathematically certain now.
8 out of 8 ain’t bad
In honour of our Montreal Canadiens sweeping their eight-game season series against the Boston Bruins (that’s eight times they’ve met this year, and eight victories for Montreal), I bring you again this video tribute to our esteemed opposition, from Ryan Parker:
Habs on Facebook
There are a lot of famous people on Facebook. There are also a lot of non-famous people there who for some reason get kicks out of pretending to be famous people.
Among the victims of this non-financial identity theft are members of our Montreal Canadiens, very few of whom actually have legitimate Facebook accounts. There are dozens of fake Saku Koivus, Alex Kovalevs and Andrei Kostitsyns around.
So it’s hard to say whether the following fan pages are official or not. They probably aren’t. But at least there’s one per player, so we can consolidate.
- Mike Komisarek (8)
- Saku Koivu (11)
- Tomas Plekanec (14)
- Christopher Higgins (21)
- Alexei Kovalev (27)
- Carey Price (31)
- Mark Streit (32)
- Maxim Lapierre (40)
- Jaroslav Halak (41)
- Roman Hamrlik (44)
- Guillaume Latendresse (84)
There are some obvious missing ones (the Kostitsyns, Markov, Tom the Bomb Nonstopoulos), but it’s enough to validate your existence by expressing your fandom electronically, the way fandom is meant to be expressed.
RDS relives when we used to be good
Bored?
As part of its Grande semaine de hockey, RDS is replaying Game 5 of the 1993 Stanley Cup Final. A game between the Montreal Canadiens and the Los Angeles Kings (complete with Wayne Gretzky). It follows a live game today where we beat the Kings 5-2.
The game footage, which doesn’t have an on-screen clock (most of the time) or scorebox or all the other stuff we take for granted nowadays, is “enhanced” with some Pop-up Video-style trivia tidbits and jokes.
I won’t spoil how it ends, but somehow I think it’ll be a happy day.
The game will be followed by a one-hour documentary special looking back at the last time the Habs went all the way, 15 years ago.
UPDATE: Show’s over. For those who missed it, this is what happened.
Jack’s back
For those who missed it, Jack Todd’s first column as a freelancer came out this morning. You’ll recall he left his job as a full-time columnist in January with a sack full of buyout cash.
Now he’ll be writing a weekly column on Mondays, which will be on serious sports issues (compared to his more juvenile Monday Morning Quarterback).
His first such column praises Canadiens GM Bob Gainey over this week’s trade of Cristobal Huet and the non-trade for prize player Marian Hossa.
Comeback of a lifetime
You probably already know the story, so I’ll just provide you some colour commentary, courtesy of the Habs Inside/Out chat room immediately following the game:
usversusthem:OMGOMGOMGGOMG
Barts:ya baby
FawtMan:CMONN HET
usversusthem:OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
FawtMan:HUET
Leo G.:woooooohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Elbacky:ahhhhhhhhhh
dicktracy:………………………………..
Mattee.:WE WIN!
FawtMan:?
Leo G.:omg
FawtMan:OMG
Mattee.:I LOVE EVERYONE!
FawtMan:WE WIN
Sulemaan:NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
FawtMan:HOLY SHIT / I LOVE YOU GUSY
Mattee.:HOLY MOFO!
FawtMan:MARK MY WORDS
usversusthem:wowwwwwww
FawtMan:?
usversusthem:omg thank you god
Mattee.:AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sadave:Huettttttttt!
Elbacky:Price gets the win……technicallities
dicktracy:$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
yehaken:first time in habs franchise history winning when down by 5 goals
usversusthem:wowwww
FawtMan:OMGG
koivu11price31@hotmail.com:omg
Sulemaan:of all the !$#@#!@ gams not to watch (but at least I got to listen to it via radio and read it here)
FawtMan:WE WON? / HOLY BUTTSECKS
Barts:THIS CHAT ROOM IS GOLD
Mattee.:5-0 EAT THAT!
dicktracy:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dusty baker:teach, me too, are you also in the states?
dicktracy:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Elbacky:alright lets see what happens in ottawa now
dicktracy:YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Barts:Mio you’re the best
dicktracy:GGGGGGGGGGGGod
The Teacher:ohhh.it’s huet in the shootout
Mattee.:I JUST THREW MY LAPTOP I”M SO HAPPY!
The Teacher:lol
usversusthem:i just want to say… i love you all so much
Elbacky:hhaha mattee
Mattee.:HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
UPDATE:
- SACRE BLUE!: “loser’s point”
- “the greatest collapse in their franchise’s eight-decade history“
- “only something out of ordinary, “supernatural” if you will, seems plausible”
- “the calamity is as simple as that”
- “At the moment I loathe the city of Montreal“
- “impossible to believe“
- “What the hell happened!?“
- “not to worry“
- “What the f**k?“
- “une équipe en mission“
- “Have you had someone build up something so much to be so great and then at the very last moment, take it all away from you?“
- “Ultimate Choke Job“
and, uhh, Maxim Lapierre scores Montreal’s second goal. Poor Michael Ryder. First he loses his hat trick to Streit, now Newsday takes away another goal. Then again, it seems they left halfway through the second period.